The Jadedvisalian

• Keep your headlights clear with car wax! Just wipe ordinary car wax on your headlights. It contains special water repellents that will prevent that messy mixture from accumulating on your lights - lasts 6 weeks.
• Squeak-proof your wipers with rubbing alcohol! Wipe the wipers with a cloth saturated with rubbing alcohol or ammonia. This one trick can make badly streaking & squeaking wipers change to near perfect silence & clarity.
• Ice-proof your windows with vinegar! Frost on it’s way? Just fill a spray bottle with three parts vinegar to one part water & spritz it on all your windows at night. In the morning, they’ll be clear of icy mess. Vinegar contains acetic acid, which raises the melting point of water—preventing water from freezing!
• Prevent car doors from freezing shut with cooking spray! Spritz cooking oil on the rubber seals around car doors & rub it in with a paper towel. The cooking spray prevents water from melting into the rubber.
• Fog-proof your windshield with shaving cream! Spray some shaving cream on the inside of your windshield & wipe if off with paper towels. Shaving cream has many of the same ingredients found in commercial defoggers.
• De-ice your lock in seconds with hand sanitizer! Just put some hand sanitizer gel on the key & the lock & the problems solved!

Ever read Matthew 25?

31When the Son of man shall come in his glory, and all the holy angels with him, then shall he sit upon the throne of his glory:

32And before him shall be gathered all nations: and he shall separate them one from another, as a shepherd divideth his sheep from the goats:

33And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left.

34Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world:

35For I was an hungred, and ye gave me meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me drink: I was a stranger, and ye took me in:

36Naked, and ye clothed me: I was sick, and ye visited me: I was in prison, and ye came unto me.

37Then shall the righteous answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, and fed thee? or thirsty, and gave thee drink?

38When saw we thee a stranger, and took thee in? or naked, and clothed thee?

39Or when saw we thee sick, or in prison, and came unto thee?

40And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me.

41Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:

42For I was an hungred, and ye gave me no meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me no drink:

43I was a stranger, and ye took me not in: naked, and ye clothed me not: sick, and in prison, and ye visited me not.

44Then shall they also answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, or athirst, or a stranger, or naked, or sick, or in prison, and did not minister unto thee?

45Then shall he answer them, saying, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye did it not to one of the least of these, ye did it not to me.

46And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal.

 

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Living His Life Abundantly and LifeSiteNews are two of the websites encouraging people to sign up to a boycott intended to force Hasbro and Toys R Us to stop making and selling a relatively new version of the Ouija Board game designed to appeal to girls as young as eight.
I found this one at my Local Toys R Us around Christmas time. I was a little surprised.

Here is a small, teeny, tiny look at the creative processes of writing a Stan Prolongo story. I only wish it were longer but the original story fell apart fast and I hated it. I was able to salvage some of it and it became the bonus episode you have to enjoy in earlier postings.

Stan Prolongo Season 2 Episode 12

 

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I love to use Stumble! to find new and interesting websites. One of the topics I follow is Bizarre/Oddities. So, I happened upon a British website called Metro and somebody Stumble!d an article about an man who got his manliness stuck in some pipe. He gave no reason for his predicament. He walked himself into the hospital and presented himself and basically said, “fix it.” Apparently, he took the term laying pipe literally.
Why does the media find strange sex acts worthy of reporting? What happens in a man’s life for him to get to this point? This is a reflection of just haw sick and twisted this world is. This is just the stuff that gets reported.
I just happen to have male genitalia and I am very well versed in it’s functionality. I have picked up a few tricks along the way but never ever have I considered sex with metal pipes or benches or any inanimate object. As most of you know, from your own experiences or the very helpful internet, one-eyed trouser snakes are made for plumbing of the warm and moist varieties (eg. American Pie).
I have over heard more than once from women that they believe men will poke there willy into just about anything. They must have had this guy in mind. A cambodian man choose to use a fence hole to “urinate” through and was bitten by a dog on the other side. All I say is, “whatthehell?” to these stupid men getting their hand tallywackers caught in the cookie jar. Now when I see circular openings in public. I’m now going to wonder. The plumbing section at the hardware store has a whole new twist to it. That’s just weird or should I say Bizzare and Odd? Well, that’s enough johnson talk. I gotta go to Home Depot for some dry wall. Yeah, that’s it, dry wall.

I have a 13 year old daughter who loves music as we all did at that age. She has focused on one particular female singer by the name Taylor Swift. The only Taylor I’ve known was Taylor Durden from Fight Club. Okay, his name was Tyler but it’s close. He was a real ass kicker despite his metaphysical issues. Another equally manly man is Taylor Kent the Fandom Snark. And that about does it for me and my Taylor knowledge. Please forgive me if I skip over any other Taylors living or dead.
So, Taylor Swift is on constant repeat at my home and this young lady’s voice has marched right into my subconscious. I know this because I was driving home on day listening to my radio. Normally, I listen to my Ipod but I ripped the cassette adaptor out of the cassette player. But, that is another story. When all of a sudden, Taylor Swifts song, You belong with me, begins to play. What do I do? I do what my body naturally does after hours of programming. I begin to sing about how a competing girl in short shirts and high heels, something I do not wear because I wear t-shirts and sit in the bleachers, is not the correct choice for the wonder boy of my dreams. It takes awhile but I come to my sense and quickly turn off the radio. I grumble a few memorized lines about football and auto repair and continue my drive home.
I think no one heard or saw, so my man card remains in my back pocket. I think I’ll stick with the oldies station.

Let me tell you a story about love and loving another and then we turn down nephilim street and it gets weird.
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We rented the movie Penelope starring Christina Ricci. A modern fairytale of a cursed girl looking for true love.

 

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Let me tell you a story about a boy and his iPod.
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