The Jadedvisalian

Welcome to the 2nd season of Stan Prolongo. Story inspired by Jen Avila and written by DAVe Avila. Voice of Stan Prolongo provided by DAVe Avila from The Jen and DAVe Show. If you have a podcast and would like to use Stan Prolongo for content in your show. Please drop us a request in a comment and we will contact you.

There I was getting my golden jalopy a once over at the local car wash. When I heard my name called from across the street. It was my friend, jen, from the jen and dave show. She ran to me. Crossing the street like frogger on redbull. She reaches me out of breath. She was panting and sweaty. I kind of liked it.
But back to my story. She says to me She has lost her friends Chris and Colleen. They came to the local shanty town to purchase from the shanty town beverage bots the highly coveted Dublin Dr. Pepper. But before they could make their purchases, her two lady friends quietly disappeared. Jen wanted me to help her find the two lost ladies. The search and the heat was on. Poking and peering into darkness. Going from shanty to shanty. We found nothing.
Once again a name was called . But they called for Jen and not me. In the distance a mammoth of a man came intermittently running toward us. He would take a multitude of steps and stop to take a breath and would repeat the process until he finally reached us. He was a heaving sweaty mess. I did not like it as before. This time a little different. The giant man wrapped his arms around Jen and lifts her up off her feet and in a wheezing manner squeezed out the words @Jenavila! We finally meet. Jen blurts out @jtindie I ‘m heavy. @jtindie agrees with her and sets her down. They continued with their meets and greets speaking in 140 character intervals when i interject,” Excuse me but we are looking for Jen’s friends, Colleen and Chris. Have you seen her?” “Yes,” he replies, “I’ve been looking for you all over. Colleen must have an ear for music because she found our underground do wop convention. They are there now as celebrity judges and asked that I come look for you” he says. I see that this mystery has a happy ending and I excuse myself . I walked back to my car to vacuum it clean as I enjoy my newly acquired Dublin Dr. pepper. And that is another story from the seedy streets of Visalia.

Stan Prolongo by David Avila is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License.

 

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