The Jadedvisalian

Welcome to the 2nd season of Stan Prolongo. Story written by Justin Lowmaster from The Space Turtle Blog. Voice of Stan Prolongo provided by DAVe Avila from The Jen and DAVe Show. If you have a podcast and would like to use Stan Prolongo for content in your show. Please do 2 things for us. Cut of only the ending credits and link back to this site. Thank you!

There I was following the moans and guttural cries for brains, we, I mean Brad the previous zombie and I found the other four zombies Lewis, Chris, Taylor, and Jennifer. We had to act all infected like while we headed back towards the lair. Once at the entrance, in the woods several yards away from the construction site, we quickly removed the spiders from the backs of their necks and explained the situation. I explained that strange things were afoot and that someone had a plot to turn Visalia into a panic stricken town by releasing false zombies,a very misfortunate mothmen, and mind controlled attack fish into the city or lake as the case may be. All the zombies wanted revenge at losing two weeks of their life. I simply wanted to know why.

The opening to the lair was actually a back door. A vine covered hill hid the doorway. We went inside, still acting as zombies. Unfortunately, the guardian knew right away we were not under control by way of the spiders after failing a grueling half hour test of simon sez. Before us stood a tall man dressed in flowing black robes. Tousled black hair covered his head. He stared down his angular nose at us.

“You should not be here,” he says. Then he tossed sand at us. I turned away, the brim of my hard hat blocking the grit. Everyone else fell asleep right there.

“So,” I says. “You must be the sandman.”

“I am, now, sleep!” he says

He threw more sand, which I again avoided.

“You’ll have to try harder,” I says.

He pulled out a tube blew into it, shooting a ball at me. It hit my chest and burst into a cloud of sand. I wrapped my coat around it, trapping the sand. He loaded another ball, but I rushed and blew in the tube before he could. The ball flew into his mouth, causing him to cough. I grabbed the tube and smashed it over the sandman’s head. He fell. I pulled the spider from his neck and continued deeper into the lair. I felt something under my foot and stopped, expecting a trap. Instead I found the slightly bent glasses of Collette the librarian.

 

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