The Zombie’s Way by Ike Onsoomyu – A review

I just finished reading The Zombie’s Way – Words of Wisdom for the Recently Undead by Ike Onsoomyu. It is full of sage advice for zombies learning the way of the dead. One of my favorite bits of advice is:

FRAGRANCE – You didn’t pass gas, you’re decomposing

Not only is the book chock full of knowledge written by Onsoomyu but the author illustrated the cartoons that accompany each quote. They are as funny as the advice you will find in the book. It’s a very short read and available to borrow from Amazon if you are a Prime member. Otherwise it’s only 99 cents.

It’s a great book that will tickle you funny bone but be careful it might take a bite out of you too.

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Beauty and the Beast Trailer – Coming to Theaters in 3D

I think this is my favorite Disney movie. Nice to see it come back into theaters and in 3D. 3D looks the best in my opinion from animated movies. Here’s some facts about the film you might be interested in knowing:

  • The film was nominated for six Academy Awards®, winning Oscars® for Best Song, by the renowned Alan Menken and Howard Ashman, and Best Original Score (Menken).
  • “Beauty and the Beast” was the first animated feature to cross the $100 million plateau in its initial release.
  • Alan Menken has been nominated by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences 15 times with seven wins. Prior to his death in 1991, Howard Ashman received six Oscar® nominations with two wins.
  • Three years after the film’s debut, “Beauty and the Beast” hit Broadway. The musical opened at the Palace Theatre and ran in New York for 5,464 performances between 1994 and 2007, becoming the eighth-longest running production. It has played in 13 countries and 115 cities and continues to enchant audiences worldwide.
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    Action Figure by Letter Seventeen

      Holy Crap! I am so behind in making these videos for Letter Seventeen. I feel bad. But a couple of days ago I was hit with inspiration and by-gum-by-gosh, I went with it. My wife even likes the video. I think it’s very good even if I used stock footage from Internet Archive. The price was right. I would also like to add that it isn’t just a slide show. I pieced this together with my super powerful artsy eye.

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    A CONVERSATION WITH MISS PIGGY…

    What is Disney’s “The Muppets” about?

    It’s moi’s story, of course. It’s about how I am working in Paris and Kermit and the other Muppets come over and beg me to come home. I run the complete gamut of acting—from smiling to frowning. It’s got Oscar® written all over it—and I’m not just talking de La Renta. I have heard rumors that there’s another storyline in the movie that doesn’t involve moi, but who really cares about that?

    What is your role in Disney’s “The Muppets?”

    Moi plays moi. It’s a casting no-brainer. Naturally, all of Hollywood’s top actresses tested for the part—Roberts, Streep, Winslet, Jolie, Bullock—but in the end they decided that there is only one moi and I’m it!

    In the movie, I portray the plus-size fashion editor of Vogue Paris—I’m in charge of a whole office full of editors who all want to look just like moi. But of course, Kermit wants me back with the Muppets to save the day and put on some big show. Can I resist? Well, see the movie and find out.

    How does your life differ from the characters you portray on the big screen?

    In real life, my wardrobe is much, much bigger and more expensive, but I’m a lot like what you see on the big screen. The camera does add a few pounds—when people meet me in person they’re always amazed at how svelte I am. Take my word for it.

    What made you agree to star in Disney’s “The Muppets”?

    It was written especially for moi. And they said I could keep all the shoes.

    What is the funniest scene in the film?

    The scene where Kermie begs me to come back to Hollywood with him is the funniest scene. I’m hilarious; and the frog isn’t half bad either. There are so many very funny scenes in the film… and guess what, moi is in all of them! Coincidence? I don’t think so.

    What was it like working opposite Jason Segel?

    Jason is a sweet, sweet man… and a very funny comedic actor. Of course, when I heard he wrote the movie and could write my part even bigger, we became best friends forever.

    …Amy Adams?

    Amy and moi are so much alike, except for the fact that she’s been nominated for an Academy Award® THREE TIMES and I’ve gotten bupkis! (Entres nous, I think they just don’t want to nominate anyone outside their species.)

    There was a little tension at first, but once Amy learned about not touching the frog, we became fast friends. We hang together whenever we’re in the same city, which up to now has been… let’s see… never.

    …Kermit?

    What can I say about Kermie and moi? Separately we’re fabulous and together we are absolute legends—like Astaire & Rogers, Tracy & Hepburn, Oprah & Stedman.

    …Walter?

    Walter is delightful! He worships the Muppets and especially moi. And as everyone knows, I absolutely adore being worshipped.

    You are a fashion icon. What is your secret?

    I have a few fashion secrets:

      Never wear anything that requires a hoist to get into.
      There is no such thing as too much accessorizing.
      If it’s expensive, it fits.
      Style comes in all shapes and sizes. Therefore, the bigger you are, the more style you have.

    What do you do in your free time?

    Shop. Eat Chocolate. Pose for photographers. Rinse. Repeat. I’m a diva. I have people to schedule my free time. You have no idea how time consuming that is.

    Are you and Kermit together?

    Of course we’re together. In the movie, we seem to be apart, but that’s just for dramatic tension. In real life, we’re fabulously happy and the longest-running interspecies couple in all of Hollywood.

    Why should audiences see Disney’s “The Muppets”?

    Because moi is in it! What a silly question!

    It is the best movie I have ever made…and therefore the best movie ever made. Other than that, it’s got a lot of laughs and you’ll have a good time. Are those enough reasons for you?

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    Real Steel Poster

    A action ride set in the near-future where the sport of boxing has gone high-tech, “Real Steel” stars Hugh Jackman as Charlie Kenton, a washed-up fighter who lost his chance at a title when 2000-pound, 8-foot-tall steel robots took over the ring. Now nothing but a small-time promoter, Charlie earns just enough money piecing together low-end bots from scrap metal to get from one underground boxing venue to the next. When Charlie hits rock bottom, he reluctantly teams up with his estranged son Max (Dakota Goyo) to build and train a championship contender. As the stakes in the no-holds-barred arena are raised, Charlie and Max, against all odds, get one last shot at a comeback.

    “Real Steel” is directed by Shawn Levy (“Night at the Museum” franchise and “Date Night”).

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