The JADEDVisalian

Stan Prolongo - Episode 4

DAVe — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 07:31:05 +0000

Stan Prologo the premier private detective of Visalia tells another tale of the big city of Visalia. Chesty LaRue hires Stan to pay a ransom for her new beau. Her side dish, Captain Lentesco may have been kidnapped by the Ghost of Elvis.

Feed Numero 92 - Sparkier in the corner

DAVe — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 04:40:38 +0000

1st 30 minutes are lost
Upcoming holiday
Don’t look behind the curtain
Audio comment from Winston
Hi, I’m DAVe shirt from www.corporatecasuals.com
Potato salad ice cream?
Why are we so irregular?
Sparky corner? But it is next to my happy place and is temperature controlled.

Poddy Break - The Thing

DAVe — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 18:55:58 +0000

Our old usb mic was used as a tee for a football kickoff and did not make it past the first quarter. We did get a new podcast set-up that includes mic and mixer. The mic is very sensitive. It picks up whale songs and we aren’t even on the coast. This is just an excerpt of our Saturday morning. We hope to get the bugs worked out and ready to record a full fledged podcast as usual. With this setup I also hope and pray to take the show on the road and speak to other Visalians and get a wider view of this town we call home.

Stan Prolongo - Episode 3

DAVe — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 22:47:19 +0000

Stan Prolongo the premier private detective of Visalia tells another tale of the big city of Visalia. Joey the Migraine hires Stan to pick up a package in old Chinatown at LumLum’s. The money’s good. Too good, this could get dangerous.

Poddy Break - A Show About Nothing

DAVe — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:46:43 +0000

Feed Numero 91 - 4 Long Days

DAVe — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 06:20:36 +0000

Dave had a “vacation”
Big Bubba’s Bad BBQ would have been fun
Kids behaved soooooooo well we want to cry!
The cult of “dad suits”
Obvious english mispronunciations @ Engrish.com
Anthology collection
Podiobooks has free podiobooks
The Happening is not a good movie, but Kung Fu Panda is
Abby had a last minute slumber party with lots of emo makeup
Black on the outside because black is how you feel on the inside is NOT Johnny Cash
Jen remembers when she found out that the world is not what it seems
Princess the dog bounces back from the brink of euthanasia and is doing great!
Pretty soon we will go on an ACTUAL vacation because we shook on it.
promo for Archangel by Scott Roche
Check out JC Hutchin’s stuff
Check out Scott Sigler’s stuff

Stan Prolongo - Episode Two

DAVe — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 06:23:42 +0000

Stan Prologo

~~the truth~~

Audio comment line (559) 302-9009

Feed Numero 90 - California Is Soooo Awesome

DAVe — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 03:28:59 +0000

Jen duh fur makes sweet and savory zucchini
Dave needs to groom the stinking fruitless mulberry trees
Slapjack is Evan’s new favorite game
Dave loves the Gap and multiple plaids and so does Aunt Paula
East coast and midwest friends are experiencing strange weather
Review of the movie Juno and we correlate it to life in Tulare County
New Misfit Christian podcast over the weekend and talk about the gamers
Finger Knitting is really cool and confusing
Audio comment line (559) 302-9009
Californians and everyone should like where they live. We are not snooty here!!!
California- like North Mexico and not one of the 59 other states
Vacation Bible School is this week.
Plastic talk again… Why risk it?
T-shirts should say “NO MORE STUFF!” Stuff doesn’t satisfy
Live like today is the last day but then think about the future at the same time.
The Immortals- Cautionary Tale by Tracy Hickman

The Immortals

DAVe — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 05:43:30 +0000

The future story of United States Internment Camps … of the dreams of the pre-deceased … and of triumph beyond oblivion.

It’s 2020, and an attempted cure for AIDS has mutated into a deadlier disease, V-CIDS. The U.S., under martial law, has set up “quarantine centers” in the Southwest. Searching for his gay son, Jon, media mogul Michael Barris smuggles himself into one of centers only to discover that it and the other centers are actually extermination camps. With a strange assortment of allies, including the leader of the camp’s gay barracks, an army officer and a local cowboy, Barris precipitates an inmates’ rebellion that promises the unraveling of the death-camp system and the overthrow of the government that established it.

The Immortals

I just finished this story and it is good. The ending is one of the most innovate methods of audio drama ever. It’s in chapter 38, Wherein everyone shares a single, mercilless instant. So cool! It even made me teary.

Feed Numero 89 - Break the Pickle

DAVe — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 05:43:53 +0000

So You Think You Can Dance? Nope. Jen knows her limits
1st full day of summer and the kids are angsty so we go to the mall
Abby teases Evan and he gets stuck twice
Fred from Atlanta comments and is not really MIA from Mylifeministries.org/forums
Visalia Grapevine and another Fred
9 feet high, six feet wide, soft as a downy chick
John Wilkerson, the JesusGeek sings Elvis songs for us from www.JesusGeek.info
Jen is gonna make Dave into a leisure suit Elvis by the end of the summer
Dave remembers now! And they announce the SYTYCD top 20
Obama uses his fist for the pound and must like pop culture
Break the pickle
Dave runs for state assembly! You heard it here 1st folks. Remember that.
Fabulous unwanted statistics about the state primary election
438,000+ people die from tobacco related illness but Jen is not one of them
Mur Lafferty’s The Takeover
Zombie Survival Tip Of The Week

Feed Numero 88 - Zombie Zoo

DAVe — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 05:47:34 +0000

Zombie zoo by Tom Petty
Original song by Lint Hatcher with a Susan peep
audio comment from GrandCentral (559) 302-9009 plus and explanation
JesusGeek.info calls our new number and we cross pollenate
Special password…
The exasperated voice and I don’t carry earbuds in my purse
Congrats to Katie who was not in Chariots of fire but is actually a marathon runner
Lactic acid on your cereal?
Dave sets boundaries for working
Cardy moved in on Friday and Dave wants to sell him on Ebay
Jen does not open Dave’s mail anymore and he doesn’t notice but does
The Love Guru
Freezer meal prep
Countdown to the end of school and we start with the routines
Give us some kid entertainment ideas please
Archangel from Scott Roche

JADED Writings- Plastic safety stuff

Jen — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 17:37:19 +0000

Here is a list of the kinds of plastics to look for and what might be some decent alternatives. Check it out for your own well being and that of your families.

Here’s a couple of good ones:

National Geographic article which explains the whole mess…

Here ya go…

This one is good too…

Stan Prolongo - Episode One

DAVe — Wed, 28 May 2008 04:46:55 +0000

I’m, Stan Prolongo, a Private Detective from the white sands of the Goshen Ocean. These are my stories…

Feed Numero 87 - Voice of Approval

DAVe — Mon, 26 May 2008 06:55:51 +0000

Dave’s ginourmously goofy podcast voice
Talk about Jen’s solo podcast…
Bad water bottles. Bad.
Fawnah? No, Onener!
Jason Bonham (woopedeedoo…) stands close to Dave and he is excited
The Jenesis Mix on KFSC-LP 94.1
All listeners are welcome! All of them. Even the zombie aware types
Winston thanks us for saving his life
Telephone number etiquette and GrandCentral Call us: (559) 302-9009
BBQ or grilling. MLM forum friends give us the scoop
secret earthling handshake to welcome all people
Zombie survival tip of the week- Top 5 worst improvisational anti-zombie weapons

Feed Numero 86- Jen is all alone

Jen — Fri, 23 May 2008 07:14:07 +0000

Jen is a lonely host
Dave is a Foreigner fan and a hard worker
Kids do naughty things
It is almost summer
Every mom is a working mom
Just need 5 minutes of peace
1st non-smoking summer coming up
We need a Dave in our lives. Yes we do.