Temporary Bomb by David J. Avila

Cliff is my neighbor and some kind of federal agent. He regularly gives Chauncey, his wife’s rat terrier, a walk around the block. He hates that bitch, the dog not the wife. She makes unannounced stops along the walk and Cliff nearly yanks her head off each time. For a little rat of a dog, she makes some major sized dumps. It must be the kibble they give her. It must have too much fiber or something. But there she is –assuming the position, squatting and leaving a football sized turd on our lawn. My wife’s going to be mad.

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