I just finished reading The Zombie’s Way – Words of Wisdom for the Recently Undead by Ike Onsoomyu. It is full of sage advice for zombies learning the way of the dead. One of my favorite bits of advice is:

FRAGRANCE – You didn’t pass gas, you’re decomposing

Not only is the book chock full of knowledge written by Onsoomyu but the author illustrated the cartoons that accompany each quote. They are as funny as the advice you will find in the book. It’s a very short read and available to borrow from Amazon if you are a Prime member. Otherwise it’s only 99 cents.

It’s a great book that will tickle you funny bone but be careful it might take a bite out of you too.