The Jadedvisalian

I love to use Stumble! to find new and interesting websites. One of the topics I follow is Bizarre/Oddities. So, I happened upon a British website called Metro and somebody Stumble!d an article about an man who got his manliness stuck in some pipe. He gave no reason for his predicament. He walked himself into the hospital and presented himself and basically said, “fix it.” Apparently, he took the term laying pipe literally.
Why does the media find strange sex acts worthy of reporting? What happens in a man’s life for him to get to this point? This is a reflection of just haw sick and twisted this world is. This is just the stuff that gets reported.
I just happen to have male genitalia and I am very well versed in it’s functionality. I have picked up a few tricks along the way but never ever have I considered sex with metal pipes or benches or any inanimate object. As most of you know, from your own experiences or the very helpful internet, one-eyed trouser snakes are made for plumbing of the warm and moist varieties (eg. American Pie).
I have over heard more than once from women that they believe men will poke there willy into just about anything. They must have had this guy in mind. A cambodian man choose to use a fence hole to “urinate” through and was bitten by a dog on the other side. All I say is, “whatthehell?” to these stupid men getting their hand tallywackers caught in the cookie jar. Now when I see circular openings in public. I’m now going to wonder. The plumbing section at the hardware store has a whole new twist to it. That’s just weird or should I say Bizzare and Odd? Well, that’s enough johnson talk. I gotta go to Home Depot for some dry wall. Yeah, that’s it, dry wall.